John's Really Excellent Day at Work
It's not often that you get this lucky on the job!

I recently got a job at a store : Smith Gas & Grocery. Anyway, I went into the back room and I saw a Coke machine. I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw 2 rows of Surge and a row of Citra. I quickly put a dollar in and pressed both Surge buttons but the words "sold out" flashed. I then pressed Citra, and an expired but most like still delicious bottle of Citra popped out. I asked my boss for the keys to the machine and we opened it up and it was full of Citra, to the very top, but every drink in the machine was expired, he said he hadn't fooled with the machine in years, and I'm happy he didn't. I was sad I didn't get any Surge though. But, while looking around I found 2 cases of SURGE bottles, thats 48 bottles. I also saw a half case of Citra. I asked my boss if I could have it and he said sure. I'm sooo happy, I have my 2 favorite discontinued drinks.. SURGE & Citra. Also, I drank a bottle of SURGE, it was still delicious, same with Citra. I'm soo happy I got the job because if I didn't somebody else might have gotten the Surge & Citra.

John, can I pay to be you for a day???