Max Misses Out on SURGE
Max had a can of delicious SURGE waiting for him. Much to his surprise, it didn't wait long enough to make it into his hands...

My friend, who works in a deli, kept my hopes up by telling me how he WAS (past tense) going to bring me a can of Surge. Apparently, when they were doing the spring cleaning in the deli, there was a full Surge can under the vending machine in the back. (So what if it's dirty!?, it's what's inside that counts!) He continues saying that he put it in the back and put it on hold for me, until he told me the tragedy that his boss threw it away. I was disgusted and absolutely p*ssed. Does his boss have no dignity?

-Max W.

Sorry to hear that Max :(