Dylan Sets a Record?

Dylan drinks a lot of SURGE and believes he may have even set a record when it comes to consuming his favorite fully-loaded citrus heaven. Whether it's a record or not, we know one thing: that's a whole lot of SURGE!!! Read his letter to us below:

"For one, I have to say your site is awesome, and I couldn't believe it when I first saw it. A whole site dedicated to saving Surge, something I've been trying to do for years now. Anyway, on with my story. I first had Surge in the sixth grade, which is when I became immediately addicted to it. My friends all know me for drinking mass amounts of Surge ever since seventh grade, when I would bring in whole two-liter bottles every day and consume them. Although I loved Surge in the can and bottle, I was lucky enough to have found a local gas station that kept carrrying it on tap even after they had stopped producing it, as I see many others have also found around the country. The point of my story, however, is to tell the approximated amount of Surge I have had from sixth grade until now (I still drink sixty-four ounce cups of Surge daily, sometimes two or three). At an average of sixty-four ounces day, (sometimes 128 or even 192, this can be validated with my many friends and parents) I have consumed a total of 128480 ounces or 1003.75 gallons of Surge. Surely this must be some type of record..."

Dylan, whatever you do, don't stop drinkin' SURGE!